Kerry
04 January 2008 @ 09:10 pm
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Kerry
17 March 2006 @ 10:34 am
But I can't help it. )

Why am I doing this to myself. This does not help me in anything. This doesn't make me feel any better, it only makes the knots in my stomach tighten, and I don't know why I'm so worried now about the off-season when the regular season hasn't even begun.

If this is to be my last year in Chicago, I want to make it a good one. If I'm to spend 2007 with another team, I want it to be a better one. So the Cubs can go, "If only we'd given him one more chance."
 
 
Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Me getting ready for work.
 
 
 
 
Kerry
06 December 2005 @ 11:05 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]scott_podsednik's purse (30 points). In January I helped [info]danyheatley hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I pulled [info]carpatt's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [info]matt_morris35 (-10 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-234 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
kerry_wood

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That is so dumb. *snort*

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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: The puppies making puppy noises.
 
 
Kerry
01 May 2005 @ 02:49 am
Its realy hsrd to typ whhhhen dr unk




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Kerry
29 April 2005 @ 06:54 am
Things are always better when spent in the company of a good friend.

I had a nice time, Chad. Too bad Andrea wasn't there to cook her awesome steak. I'll be back, buddy.




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Current Mood: peaceful
Current Music: None.
 
 
Kerry
24 April 2005 @ 09:04 pm
Note to self: Do not doubt one's friend's confidence in oneself.

That sounded remarkably poignant. And quite true.

I feel better than I have in goddamn weeks. I'm almost--gasp--jovial. Man, I feel fuckin' good.

I could've done better. Three walks. Only went five. Had some trouble, two runs. But.

But.

I'm getting back. And I feel goddamn good.




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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: None.
 
 
Kerry
22 February 2005 @ 12:32 pm
I think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone's hiding something behind your back.

Y'all have fun in Mexico.




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Current Mood: lousy
Current Music: Swisher on the phone.
 
 
Kerry
13 February 2005 @ 03:32 pm
Just got in last night in Mesa. Was too lazy to go find the team hotel. So I'm, like, right by the airport. I still don't know how all those damn planes flying over didn't wake me up, but I just woke up. Gonna do lunch with Mark.

So excited for the season.

Too tired to speak in real sentences. More later.




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Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: The Ataris "Beautiful Mistake"